Some of you may know that I am leaving for Oklahoma next week. I have really been looking forward to this trip and today I received a letter concerning my stay. I get to go and visit these two little monkeys:
Here is the letter that I received. I have decided to include it in its entirety so you can all be jealous about my 1st class accommodations Ü
Greetings Mrs. Melanie Summers!
Our records indicate you have an upcoming visit to our Enid, OK facility. In preparation for this visit we would like you to be advised of the following to maximize the enjoyment of your stay.
Our facility is located in scenic Enid, OK, the largest city in Northwestern Oklahoma. Our property is a part of Vance Air Force Base, the largest employer in Enid. The architects did a wonderful job of blending into the surroundings without disturbing the natural ecosystem too much. Therefore you can expect to see a wide variety of creatures such as bunnies, squirrels, owls, and multiple types of birds. If you have any concerns or phobias regarding any of these creatures please let management know prior to your arrival and we can work with you. Oklahoma is also known for being part of “tornado alley”. Tornado season is at its height from April to May—since your stay will be outside of this time frame, you should not be concerned about the likelihood of tornadoes. Being on an Air Force Base does create some unique concerns. If you feel you will have difficulty sleeping through the sounds of airplanes flying overhead or reveille at 7:00 AM, please bring headphones or we can supply you with some upon your arrival. (Note: there are no requirements or expectations of rising when reveille is played)
Keep in mind we are a family friendly facility and as such you can anticipate seeing small children on the premises. Be advised these children may ask you the same questions over and over or tell you the same story several times a day. One of our long standing guests has a tendency to view the movie Cars multiple times per day or act out scenes with his toy cars. We suggest you simply acknowledge his obsession without giving it too much attention or he will persist with it all day. As is often the case when you get more than one child in a room, there are often disagreements, and these altercations can get physical. If you witness one of these conflicts we appreciate if you step in and separate the children, but we understand that this sometimes makes you the target of any blows about to be delivered. We have a fully trained staff and stocked medical supply closet in case of any injuries.
We do not keep a strict schedule, but you can expect certain things to happen each day. We try to take a walk around the nearby community each day when weather permits. These walks often include a brief repose at a nearby park before we return to the facility. We have a meal together with all of the guests each evening, everyone is invited but some nights the younger guests choose not to participate. We have a Registered Dietitian on staff to take care of any of your special food needs. Please let us know what your favorite breakfast cereal is and if you have any dietary concerns. Those guests with Insulin Dependent Diabetes Mellitus (henceforth referred to as “the betes”) will need to let us know of any specific foods we can make sure to stock to handle any unexpected changes in blood sugar.
We will be scheduling a day trip to Oklahoma City where there are several interesting things to see and do. Please let your tour guide know of anything specific you would like included on this trip and we will do our best to fit it in.
Thank you for booking a stay with us and we look forward to your arrival soon.
Sincerely,
Karissa Gibbons
Director of Guest Relations
